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Marge: Hm... I thought you said she was overweight.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen....
Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke.
If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for....
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
I'm from Rebel Yell Records, a division of the Tokasagi Corporation. -- "(Lurleen on Me)
Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Dad Dinosaur: Would you turn off that rock-and-rock music?
Boy Dinosaur: Hey, don't have a stegasaurus, man!...
These talking dinosaurs are more real than most &l
eal> families on TV. -- Lisa watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!
-- Bart watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program....

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