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Man: Thank you, Senor McGyver. You've saved our village.
McGyver: Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull....
Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
Marge: [wielding a camcorder at Selma's wedding reception] Ooh, there's Krusty the Clown.
Krusty, Krusty, say something funny! Krusty...
Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
[evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...

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