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My best-laid plans have gang agley!
-- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....
Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
-- Bart the Hero, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever.
And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!...
There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!
-- "Otto Show...
Homer: Now just meet me back here after the show. Ba
Thanks, Dad. Sure you're not going to be bored? Home...
Check it out, Spinal Tap kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt.
A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar. -- Hawking t-shirts, "Otto Show...

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