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Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent &l
me> to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and....
Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!
Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
-- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
Family: Gasp! Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of...
Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy! Prison Guard
Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband....
Dear No 24601... I need a man, and I cannot find one among the law-abiding.
I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby filing nuisance lawsuits....
You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...

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