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Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
Well, that tears it. Until you get a [drivers] license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
-- Principal Skinner to Otto, "Otto Show...
Patty: [laughs spontaneously] Selma: What's so funny?
Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster....
You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
-- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
-- Otto, "Otto Show...
Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "O...
Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster? Otto
Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line....
Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tap...
Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you!...

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