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Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God shmod!...
Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
Everybody on! No shoving! Hee, just kidding. You can shove all you want!
-- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
4:15 to 4:20! -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
Good evening. Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese?
Putting together that excess blubber would fill the Grand Canyon two fifths of the way up....
I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
-- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
We call it the Good Morning Burger. -- Homer watches a tel...
Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
-- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
We start with pure milk chocolate... Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.
.. Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... And dip it in rich, creamery butter....

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