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Ms.K: I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.
Samantha: Uh huh. Ms.K: So, why don't you stand in front of the class and tell us about yourself....
Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
.. [calms down] I will now show a sho...
Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
-- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System!
-- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
And now, here's... "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"....
This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
-- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart'...
She's faking it. -- Ms.
Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful little bunnies.
Eight survived....
And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
-- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....

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