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Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag! -- You did ask, after all, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
Bart: All they do is kiss. Marge: How cute! [turns to leave, then catches herself] They don't open their mouths, do they?
Bart: No. Marge: How cute! -- Both feet on the ground, please...
This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
-- Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Wow, that really took my mind off those awful transforming space mutants.
-- Man to woman in bed, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Mr.Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I... Mr.Stanky: That's enough! ...
How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
-- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Lisa: Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years, man will have another finger.
[shows an artist's conception of a five-fingered hand] Bart: Five fingers? Ewwww! F...
Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to.
.. dig... food... Marge: You mean, a spoon? Home...

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