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Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Ba
Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. ...
TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!
Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson. Of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them....
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
-- Justice Bart Simpson buys movie tickets, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Good Eeevening. I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
You see, there are some *crybabies* out there, religious types mo...
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...

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