The Simpsons

Homer: Behold mighty Caesar! [sheet catches on a nail] In all his glory!
[kids laugh at the Emperor's new clothes] D'oh! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Martin: I am Calliope, the muse of heroic poetry! Nelso
No kiddin'! [kidney-punches Martin] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
[aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
The Government. I didn't earn it; I don't need i
but if they miss one payment, I'll raise HELL!...
Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!...
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!...
Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....

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