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and in environmental news, scientists have announced that Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly.
-- Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure? -- "Treehouse o...
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
.. -- Homer Simpson in the bath, "Treehouse of Horror III...
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
-- Patty upon seeing Homer naked, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
-- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
.. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
[pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God! Homer: [staggering into the kitchen]...
Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
-- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...

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