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Bart: [raising a hand in air] Collin..Rayburn..Nars.
.Trebek! [lightning] [raising both hands] Zabars....
Lisa: [staring at SB1's grave-marker] It's not working.
[sighs] [notices zombies] Bart! You cast the wrong spell -- ZOMBIES!...
Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: [eating pork rinds, frowns] Did you wreck the car?
Bart: Nooo! Homer: [frowns] Did you raise the dead?...
Zombie Skinner: Martin Prince, report to my office at once.
.. [turns around, revealing ghastly features] and bring that big juicy chess club brain of yours....
Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....
Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
I should have never read that book. Lisa...
Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish.
[sinisterly] Mind if I chew your EAR? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III

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