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pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
[bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
Marge: My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad [in the newspaper she is holding]
Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. Non-smoke...
Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Karl: Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island. Lenny
Yeah, to capture a giant ape. Karl: I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island....
Otto: Hey, who's this "Homer" dude? Burns: He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees.
Either way, we're going ashore. Marge: [walks i...
Chief: Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu! (translatio
The Blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice.) Marge...

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