The Simpsons

Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we can get him alive, we can put him on Broadway!
Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!...
Reporter: What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?
Burns: Well, the Ape's going to stand around for three hours or so....
Burns: Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King!
But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement!...
Marge: I think you're making him angry... Reporte
[derisively] C'mon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?...
Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
.. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
Bart: From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!
Mrs.K: Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?...
Book: [Title: "The Time Life Book of Magic and Spells, Vol.
II" Bart opens the book and four apparitions appear from the pages] Evil!...
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....

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