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Lovejoy: Before I get started on today's sermon entitled, "What Ned Did," I'd like to congratulate Homer Simpsons on his recent charity work.
[everyone claps politely] Ho...
Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
Bart: After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine.
We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there....
Bart: Uh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom.
Homer: [cheery] Push her down, son. -- "Bart Gets an Elepha...
Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Home...
Bart: [whining] I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore!...
Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in ha...
Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...

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