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Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
[Homer appea...
Homer: Come on! We've been here for fifteen minutes!
Can't you see they're sucking the life out of us?...
Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge. You've...
Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man. Home
The Flandereses are not geeks!...
Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....
Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and Flanders.
If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons....
Ned wakes up, gasping] Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
Ned: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson. [Homer wakes up, gasping] Home...
Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters. Ned: No, I, I...I mean just the Fl...
Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....

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