The Simpsons

Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer!...
Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
Homer: Here's the keys. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys....
Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.
You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south....
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
Yeah, right, lady: an elephant ran through your front yard.
OK. [goes to another line] Wiggum...yeah, right, mister, mm hm....
Homer drives into a preserved deer statue] Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elepha...
Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
Lisa: Dad! You're sinking. Homer: Huh? Marge: Get a rope, Bart?
Homer: Naw, that's OK. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out....
Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit] Homer: I'm alive.
I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline....
Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....