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Women: Down with sexism! Down with sexism! Man 1
Look at all those feminists. Man 2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?...
TV, have you turned on me, too? -- Homer, "Duffle
Announcer: ...the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time.
Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball o...
Patty: {Thank you all for coming. We've got some very interesting new developments in the field of Supperware.
} Selma: {Uh, huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head...
Lovejoy: So Homer, pleas feel free to tell us anything.
There's no judgment here. Home...
Homer: Thirty days. Marge: I'm proud of you, Homey.
Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded....
Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
Moe: Well, well. Look who it is, Mr. "I Don't Need Alky-hol to Enjoy Life.
We hate him, right fellas? Barflies: [grumble] Home...
Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
Homer: [setting the glass on the bar] Put it in the fridge Moe, I got a date with my wife.
Moe: You'll be back! [points at various customers] And so will you....

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