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instrumental continues for ~10 seconds) It won't be long before happiness steps up to greet me .
. . Raindrops keep falling on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will...
Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
-- Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, "Last Exit to Springfield...
You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!
Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will...
If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
-- Monty Burns, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Marge...
Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Carl: What do we want? All: More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
Carl: When do we want it? All: Soon! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
-- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Carl: Welcome, brothers of Local 643. As you know, our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately.
We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well. All: [laugh] Carl: All...

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