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Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all.
Sea Captain. Joey Bishop. Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics....
Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
.. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." Crowd: Yaaaaaay! -- "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
-- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Bart: Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart. Ba...
Thirty-five years in television and already nobody remembers me.
Just like what's-his-face. -- Krusty the Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
Hello, everybody, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as "P is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
-- "Marge in Chai...

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