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Burns: Who the devil are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't panic.
Just come up with a good story. [aloud] My name is Mr....
Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure! Hibbert: Ho ho ho.
Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo....
Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!
-- Ned Flanders, "Marge in Chai...
Lisa: Mom, could you bring me more O.J.? Bart: Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
-- Marge tends to an ill family, "Marge in Chai...
Marge: And a bottle of aspirin. Apu: [holding a bottle that can't hold more than 10 tablets] The aspirin is $
24.95. Marge: $24.95?! Apu: I lowered the price because an escaped mental patie...
All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says `Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
-- And keep them high above your head where I can see them...
Ooh, he's going to win! -- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney, "Marge in Chai
D.A. Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge Simpson?
Helen: Well, as the wife of a minister, I'm privy to a lot of sensitive information....
So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
.. -- Lionel Hutz cross-examines Apu, "Marge in Chai...
Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow! Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
-- No, he's the black guy on the Supreme Court, "Marge in Chai...

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