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Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers? Smithe
That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?...
Homer: Hey, what does this job pay? Carl: Nuthin'.
Homer: D'oh! Carl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woo-hoo!...
Lisa: This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.
Homer: <And> make life-long connections to the world of organized crime....
Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
.. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
-- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield
Homer: [answering the door] Who is it? Voice: Goons.
Homer: Who? Voice: Hired goons. Homer: Hired goons?...
Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should...

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