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Lisa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bart: Probably not. -- "The Fro
Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A. Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
-- But his job description clearly specified an illiterate, "The Fro...
Lisa: Look, there's only one way to settle this. Rock-paper-scissors.
Lisa's brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock'....
What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
-- Bart, "The Fro...
When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin.
For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine....
Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!? -- "The Fro...
Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear! -- Grampa Simpson, "The Fro
Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut. -- Homer accepts an award, "The Fro

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