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Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
Homer: Aaah! [jumps out the window] -- The Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a...
Homer: Well beer, we've had some great times... [singing to "It was a Very Good Year"] When I was 17, I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer I...
Lisa: [Frantically looks for it] Oh, oh! Bart: Looking for something?
[petting the hamster] Lisa: What have you done with my report?...
Milhouse: Behold gravity in all its glory! [pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4.
It goes one step, then stops] Edna...
Chuck: {Can I touch it?} Dad: {I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now.
} Chuck: {But it's got my name on it.} Dad: {Just stand over there! [kid walks off sc...
Martin: {Behold the flying machine that will car me, Phineas Fogg, around the world in eighty days.
} Nelson: {[shoots Martin's balloon] Dang! I was aiming for his head.} -- Martin Prince'...
Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa: Please, mother, its purely in the interests of science....
Step right up, folks! We'll answer the question that's been plaguing scientists for age
Can hamsters fly planes? -- Bart's science project, "The Simpso...
Every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P.
T. Barnum. -- Principal Skinner, on Bart's project, "Duffle...

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