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Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
-- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?
-- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield...
I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline', "Last Exit to Springfield...
Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing.
They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!...
Ixnay on the Oojay! -- Ustykray the Ownklay, "The Fro
What are you going to change your name to when you grow up? -- Bart to Lisa, "The Fro
Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...heheheh-hey!
Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?...
Lisa: The writers should be ashamed of themselves! Ba
Cartoons have writers? -- I thought it was just a bunch of stuff that happened, "The Fro...

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