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Bart! Our cartoon's on TV! -- Lisa, "The Fro
Lisa; Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured, 'cuz the Democrats were in power again. -- "The Fro...
Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays.
Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot!...
Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
I'll never watch an awards show again. -- Bart Simpson, "The Fro
God bless those pagans... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
TV: The following is a public service announcement.
Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away. -- "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show...
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives. -- Bart, "So It's Come to Thi
A Simpsons Clip Show...

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