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Bart wears a suit and stands in front of a mirror] Ba
[strangled] It's a little tight... Burns: Yes, that's to correct your posture....
Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
Lenny: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...gu...
Bart pushes a button; Homer walks in with an armful of donuts] Home
Hey, the trail of donuts ended -- [gasps] Bart! Ba...
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart: How do you know? Homer: Becau...
Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
Homer: Lisa, stop the racket. I'm trying to fix your mother's camera.
[holds drill to it, with hammer poised above it] Now, easy....
Marge: My, these seas are certainly heaving. Pirate
Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, [sly] milady....
he sound of Lisa's saxophone can be heard outside]} Flande
{Hey, what -- that sounds like Gabriel's trumpet. You know what that means, kids!...
Hoover: Forty-five seconds till pencils down. Ralph
[whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?...
Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone beside...

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