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Alison: I chose "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe.
See, this is the bedroom where the old man was murdered....
Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all...
Lisa: Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist.
And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm. [turn on fan, sprinkle...
Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat Alison.
Bart: Sure there is! ......
Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
Lisa: "Relatively...
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today. Beekeeper 2
Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean. Beekeeper 1...
Beekeeper 1: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now? Beekeeper 2: Simpso...
Skinner: Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing- Test Thursday".
[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama] Hoove...
Skinner: Ah, let's see: our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
I -- but this is just an empty box! Uter: [chocolate on his face and ha...

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