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Ned: Bart, I've barely been here a good solid week, and you've been sent to my office eleven times.
And now that I have peanut butter cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour. B...
Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
Skinner: [laughing hard] Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and put the whole school on the honor system?
Bart: [laughs] Yeah. And the teachers are afraid to leave the fa...
Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
They'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice!...
Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know, heh....
Bart: {Table for one.} Chef: {Oh, you miss you friend, huh?
Don't-ah you worry, my cook can surely cheer you up-ah....
Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here.
I myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?...
Marge: Ned, Homer and I are a little concerned with the way the school's being run.
Homer: [mouth full of peanut butter cups] Yes....
Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth? Recruit: We heard Sergeant C...

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