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Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I'd be right here
he Springfield Natural History Museum. [chuckles] You're mine, Simpson....
Bart and Homer spot each other suddenly. They gasp] Ba
I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't let the boy see me skipping work!...
Skinner: A spoor! [reaches down, picks up the gum, licks it] His brand of gum, Doublemint.
Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. {Heh....
Bart: Oh my God, he is like some sort of...non...giving up.
..school guy! -- Bart is chased by Principal Skinner, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much...
Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back seat.
Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk....
Freddy approaches two people tossing a football] Freddy
Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked!...
Quimby: And who are you, little boy? Bart: I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often.
Um, Bart- Bart....
Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one....
Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this? Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir.
["shaudere"] Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it?...
Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....

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