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Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I mi...
Skinner: Man on the range! Change your trajectories!
[the recruits strain to comply] [scene change to Apu and Sanjay at the Kwik-E-Mart] Apu...
Bart: If there was some way to get rid of Flanders, would you want to come back?
Skinner: Ehh, I must admit, I do miss the school....
Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?...
Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived.
They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000....
Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgew...
Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...

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