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Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent. Lisa: You're a witness? Ba...
Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury....
Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
Ke...
Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box] Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, y...
Lawyer: I intend to prove that Freddy Quimby is totally innocent!
First of all, his accuser is a very shady character....
Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question.
We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in....
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
I refer you to my expert witness, D...
Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
[removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. [Freddy...
Judge: Will the jury retire and come to its decision?
Mrs. Lovejoy: Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty....

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