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Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinne
{Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea....
Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...
unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress....
Lisa: I appreciate the offer, but it goes against every moral fiber in my body.
Bart: Suit yourself. If you change your mind, here's my card....
Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to...
Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...
Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know it's against all your moral fibers -- Lisa
[grabs sheet] Give it to me. [chuckles] Hey, wait! There's no...
Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis. I mean, why compete with someone who...
Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....
Lisa: What's this? Alison: Oh, it's for the school diorama competition.
Lisa: You're finished _already_? But the competition isn't for weeks!...

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