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Burns: Smithers, my plan worked perfectly. Bart Simpson will live here as my son, and I will mold him in my own graven image.
Who knows -- I may even grow to...love him. [Ba...
Homer: Bart, you're coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr.
Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Home...
Marge: I'm very concerned. Mr. Burns has stolen our son and he won't give him back!
Wiggum: Oh, for gosh g -- can't you people solve these problems yourselves?...
Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor? Hutz: I'll...
Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go? Bart: Beats me.
But it won't be back for three hours and forty minutes....
hey walk towards a red sports car tied with a bow] Ba
For me? But I don't know how to drive. Burns: Pish, posh....
Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us? Deprogrammer: Ab...
Deprogrammer walks out of the room] Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your son back.
[Hans Moleman walks out] Hans: Mom, Dad, I mi...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper] Marge: Lisa, what are you doing?
Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction Bart's absence has left in our hearts....

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