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Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama.
I'll create a diversion and you make the switch....
Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
Bart watches a home movie of Homer's birthday] Ba
[laughs] They're going to eat this up at Show and Tell....
Bart: I need something for Show and Tell. Lisa: Just take one of my geodes.
[Bart stares blankly] The rocks on my desk....
Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.} ...
Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most -- Nelso
You're doing it wrong. You gotta...

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