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Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?...
Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur"....
Skinner: Willy, go into the vent and get him. Willy
What? Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in tha' wee vent, you croquet-playing mint muncher....
Willy: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Now, out we go -- [pushes vent cover ou...
Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down here....
Bart: I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner got fired.
Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head....
Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -- Edna
Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!...
Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry a...

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