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Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
Moe: All right, I raise a quarter. Carl: I'm out.
Lenny: I'm out. Barney: I'm out. Whoa -- [passes ou...
Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er -- [laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow!...
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge...
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
Homer: Look, everyone: now that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows!
[shows his elbow] Marge...
Lisa: _I_ think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer: [pause]...
Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve. Man: [mouth fu...

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