The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Home › Fortune Cookies › The Simpsons

Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinne...
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinne...
Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...
Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy, as in "Cool as a"....
Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might!
Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?
} Barney: {[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinne...
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God so...
Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.
Lawyer: So, young man, if Freddy Quimby _didn't_ inflict these injurie...
Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....

< previous

81

82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
654
next >