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Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very...
Bart: Earthbase? This is commander Bart McCool. We are under attack by the Zornid Brain Changers!
Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot! Milhouse: [monotonic] Affirmative, huma...
Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...
Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marg...
Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up. I don't deserve to live...

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