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Abe: Oh, why'd she have to leave me? Jasper: [walking in] Hi, Abe!
We heard you was in need of some cheering up....
Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!
} Luigi: {Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for to make-ah really nice the amore....
Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
Monty
Abe: Aw, who needs her? Now I'll have more time to read things I find on the ground.
[picks something up] "La...tex...con...do"...boy, I'd like to live in one of those!...
Lisa: Where's Grampa? Wasn't he invited? Bart: Yeah, but his reply envelope just had a check to the gas company in it.
-- The perils of age, "Lady Bouvier's Love...
Lovejoy
Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....
Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] I'm all out of ice cream!
[to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know....

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