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Marge: Homey, you know, it's funny. Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
Homer: Hee hee hee! That is funny. Marge: Yeah....
Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Ma...
Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" and "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms".
Coming up this hour o...
Bart and Homer run into each other] Bart: Pardon me, sir.
Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart: [chuckles, holding Homer's wallet] Home...
Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!...
Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh! I know my mother. If you ...
Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
} Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation cel?
Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so -- [Bart pulls it out] -- crappy....

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