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Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
Mel: Please, Krusty: this is very demeaning! Krusty
Shut up and conduct!...
Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
[Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's birthday?...
Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer. Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.
Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street. [Abe knocks on door] ...
Marge: {Everybody get ready! Here comes the birthday girl, in her very first dress.
} Everyone: {Aw!} Patty: {She's a little angel.} Selma...
Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you. [brings in the cake.
Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker! Let's see it. [Ba...
Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....

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