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Bart: [coming up for air] Look, Lis, I snatched five bathing suits -- all Martin's!
Martin: Take your best shot! I'm wearing seventeen layers....
Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the ...
Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
Salesman: Over here we have the Hick Tub, the, er, Insta-Rust, that's the Lightning Magnet, that's the Tinkler -- Home
Ooh, the Tinkler! I like the sound of that. We'll take it! Ma...
Homer: All right. Everybody in the pool! Amish: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.
Homer: D'oh-eth! -- The non-Indo-European "D'oh!" variants, "Bart of Darkne...
Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet? Lisa: [tired] Yes, Dad.
Homer: Woo hoo! [the doorbell rings] Marge...
Marge: Bart, are all these children friends of yours?
Bart: Friends and well-wishers, yes. [children walking by all say "Hi Bart!...
Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
[Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
Sherri: [to Lisa] Isn't it amazing the same day you got a pool is the same day we realized we liked you?
Terri: The timing worked out great, don't you think? -- Fair-weather friends, indeed...

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