The Simpsons

Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
[demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty dentures....
Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
[looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....
Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice! Abe
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!...
Burns and Jackie laugh] Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
Bu...
Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are. Lawye
[approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante....
Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
Marge: Mom's almost ready for her date. She sure seems taken by this new beau.
I feel so bad for Grampa. Homer: Dad says this new guy's a repulsive, obnoxious old billionaire....
Marge: He's an awful, awful, _awful_ man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys. -- Subliminal...
Bart: You know, Gramma really likes it when her boyfriends are nice to me.
..she 'specially likes it when they give me money. Bu...