The Simpsons

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Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in the pool, laughing and playing] Milhouse!...
Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
[aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television....
Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
[cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [...
Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
He's becoming isolated...
Lisa: Uh, Bart -- Bart: [pointing] Don't turn on that light!
Lisa: Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling....
Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great....
Marge: This was a lovely idea, Homey. Come here and kiss me.
.. Homer: Mmm...[shudders] [a light shines down on them, and they cover themselves and scream] Wiggum...
Bart: Wow, the universe is so boring. I know! I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly.
[scans school, sees Skinner sharpening pencils, groans] [scans Dr. Hib...
Bart: Oh, I'm never _ever_ going to see anything interesting with this stupid piece of junk.

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