Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one
asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did
you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was
having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I
looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because
I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching
the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that
woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If
only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been
alive!"