A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was
eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by
herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids
enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same
spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you
like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman
suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you
standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the
goalie!"