There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to
speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open.
After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She
then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now
dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle,
bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots.
Finally, the horse came to a complete stop. Thank goodness that the
manager of the K-mart came out and shut the machine off.