A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket
for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks
ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats
appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to
the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells
the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to
sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the
captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the
woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm
going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the
cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says
that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the
problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the
blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot,
and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight
attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the
co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going
to LA."