Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' The blonde leaned over
and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''